Burnin' Down the House

Description

This tropical is on fire. Well, not literally, but you'll be smokin' when you wear this beauty out on the town. The deep red of "Burnin' Down the House" looks remarkably like the heart of the bonfires we regularly host on the Fremoahu beach. The golden palm fronds and pineapple skulls remind me of the hot tendrils of flame as they leap for the sky while consuming whatever happens to be tossed onto the blaze (usually a charred marshmallow, at least at our events). We could even pretend the logos are "Talking Heads" - see what I just did there? That's why Mad Gringo is writing these clever descriptions, and Mad Evan is taping boxes. Even if the shirt isn't actually burning like the costumes in The Hunger Games, it'll still be a head turner. And as an added bonus, you don't have to try to kill twenty-four other contestants in order to wear it.