Billy-Bob Teeth Mega Bucks (aka Tombstones)

It used to be fun to lose teeth. As a kid you used to wiggle those tiny piano keys out of your mouth, give em to dad to sell and then collect your 30% after the back alley deal is done. Straight cash homie! Those were the days. However, once it’s the adult teeth you’re brushing out of your mouth each morning it’s not as great. Apparently the market isn’t the same for adult teeth and it’s harder to find a buyer. I’ve spent countless nights hanging out in smoky taverns or on street corners trying to offload my (not so) pearly whites. Okay, okay, my “corn yellows” might be more accurate… And after you sell all the big ones, then what? You can’t walk around toothless at 30. That’s why I got these. Form fitting and big (the bigger the better!), no brushing involved and lavender scented, too! I’ll never go back to real teeth. Plus, the kids love em, and perhaps that’s the only drawback - if I set them on the table for just a moment one of my little ones snatches em up and, with my teeth in mouth, starts lisping “look at me, I’m Dad. Go to your room!” Kids, they really do say the darn seat things, don’t they?

Well really. Greatcfit Lots of fun

I bought these teeth to go with my 5th grade students costume and the teeth would not stay in her mouth (or mine)! It has a very small edge on the bottom inside but not enough for your teeth to grab onto. They consistently fell out or twisted. She ended up ditching them which messed up her costume for the school 'wax museum' where she was portraying a person in history. She was bummed. I am upset I wasted this much money.

These were ordered to be a part of a Freddie Mercury costume. The wax mold to get them to stick on your teeth is very difficult. Once the wax hardens and molds to turn teeth it can slip right off. I would definitely recommend getting some polydent or some other type of denture cream to hold these into place. Overall, the look was what we were going for.

Opened the package and was surprised at how thin the “mouthpiece” itself was. Accidentally dropped it (my fault) and it snapped in half. Super glued it… started working on the adhesive beads… they didn’t work at all. Complete fail, I don’t write negative reviews often but this was a bust!

Worked well for Freddie Mercury teeth although glue never really stuck - I would buy denture glue to use w them next time

Product was exactly perfect. Just what I wanted

These make a great gag gift

Súper imprácticos, necesitas una pasta para pegártelos. Muy incómodos

Ajoute un crédit incontestable à votre personnalité. Portez ce dentier et soyez assuré d'attirer bien plus de congénaires qu'à l'accoutumée, lapins y compris. Un must !

Hard to melt sticky glue, snapped in two when I tried to mold it in hot water

Bought these for a Halloween costume. They arrived next day, without paying for that option. The instructions for application are clear and the teeth can be heated with water to adjust fitting to own mouth shape. Very happy

Als Theater-Utensil gut zu gebrauchen.