Actual HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid: 75 Witty Alternatives for Those Things You Want to Say At Work But Can't - Office Coworker ... - Joke Book (HR Approved Office Humor Books)
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The perfect comebacks for annoying clients, coworkers and especially upper management! Makes a great gag gift! Check out the 75 highly inappropriate comments that we might actually want to say, and some "HR-approved" ways of saying it instead (with the optional twinge of sarcasm of course!). It's a great stress reliever at work when you are fuming about something but don't really know how to handle it, other than quitting! Maybe even use it as "code" with your coworker friends, so that when someone says " I value your input, but I have some concerns. " you all know that is code for “ That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard ” . And see who can keep a straight face in the meeting! In this book you will find great and funny alternatives to some of these classics that cross our minds on a daily basis: “WTF are you even talking about?” “That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard” "You're wrong, but I'll let you figure it out yourself." "I love it when you take credit for my ideas." “Did you even read my f*cking email?” "Your idea is terrible, but I'll pretend to consider it." “Do you even have any idea what you are doing?” “No, we don’t need any more effing slides.” “And just how the f*ck do you expect me to do that?” "I can't believe how clueless you are about what actually happens here." Get a copy today and be the hit of the office!! Please note: this book is for entertainment purposes only. No certified HR professional was involved in the creation of this humor book. Use it at your own discretion. Review: If you’re not PC compliant at work, this will (humorously) improve your communication skills! - Ever had one of those “what I should have said instead what I actually said” moments? Or thought “how could I have expressed that differently?” Then this book is for you! If you want to tell them to go to hell in such a way that they will look forward to the trip, this book is for you. Having been in management for too many years, this was a hilarious guide to today’s polite communication with your coworkers. Now you can say what you mean and they will think you’re complimenting them! Give one you the other managers and they will be able understand what you’re really telling your subordinates (or even higher ups!) and to laugh along with you. Review: Great book. Excellent price - My coordinator loved this. Thank you
| Best Sellers Rank | #19,006 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #14 in Business & Professional Humor #21 in Human Resources & Personnel Management (Books) #40 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 out of 5 stars 368 Reviews |
W**E
If you’re not PC compliant at work, this will (humorously) improve your communication skills!
Ever had one of those “what I should have said instead what I actually said” moments? Or thought “how could I have expressed that differently?” Then this book is for you! If you want to tell them to go to hell in such a way that they will look forward to the trip, this book is for you. Having been in management for too many years, this was a hilarious guide to today’s polite communication with your coworkers. Now you can say what you mean and they will think you’re complimenting them! Give one you the other managers and they will be able understand what you’re really telling your subordinates (or even higher ups!) and to laugh along with you.
N**P
Great book. Excellent price
My coordinator loved this. Thank you
K**S
Funny and useful
This book is both funny and useful. Got it as a white elephant gift but I skimmed it before I wrapped it a d it has some great wording suggestions so much so that I thought about getting my self a copy.
B**D
Hit at the office gift exchange!
Purchased this for an office white elephant gift exchange and it was a hit. We all got a good laugh looking through the book.
K**N
Good gag gift
Ok as a gag gift for a coworker
K**E
Great product, matched description.
Great product, matched description.
E**Y
Funny but real
My coworker loves it
A**.
As pictured/described, fast shipping
Thought it would be funnier; instead it has a lot of phrases I already use at work. lol
M**C
Funny Office Gift
Great print quality. I got this for a colleague for a Secret Santa gift and it was very well received. The quotes and interpretation into ‘HR’ language are very amusing.
T**N
Perfekt till blivande chefen
Gav den till en kollega som blivit befordrad till en chefsposition. Han älskade den och har tydligen fått bra användning för den redan
A**A
Christmas Gift!
I bought this as a gift for a friend for Christmas. I flipped through some of the pages and they really made me laugh. I think it’s hilarious… And I actually think she would actually use the professional phrases. Lol
N**D
brilliantly funny
brilliantly funny, arrived on time and as described
K**S
Gave the recipient many laughs, he loved it
Got this as a gag gift for my boyfriend, who is a general manager and has about 50 staff that report directly to him. He flipped through many pages and laughed on almost all of them. That's what I was hoping for, so I'm happy :) Each page has two large textboxes with large font. One box has what you want to say, one box has how you should say it. Nothing fancy, but it's perfect for what this book is going for.
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