---
product_id: 7634962
title: "Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth"
brand: "commonwealth"
price: "$1349558"
currency: COP
in_stock: false
category: "Toy"
url: https://www.desertcart.co/products/7634962-ted-16-inch-r-rated-talking-plush-teddy-bear-w
store_origin: CO
region: Colombia
---

# Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth

**Brand:** commonwealth
**Price:** $1349558
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

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- **What is this?** Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth by commonwealth
- **How much does it cost?** $1349558 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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- commonwealth enthusiasts

## Why This Product

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## Description

GET THE OFFICIAL ORIGINAL R-RATED TALKING VERSION 
 
 Other &quot;clean&quot; version exist and there is much confusion over who has what!!!! 
 
 This Ted R-Rated 16-Inch Talking Plush with moving mouth will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he&apos;s really nothing of the sort. In fact, he&apos;s quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You&apos;d never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can&apos;t judge a book by its cover! You&apos;ll love this 16-inch, Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted. 
 
 The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie: 
 
 &quot;Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I&apos;m - I&apos;m a little f!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I&apos;m just kidding you! I thought it&apos;d be funny if you thought I was f!#ing retarded.&quot; 
 
 &quot;You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? &apos;Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I&apos;m gonna stuff my f!#in&apos; face with Pepperidge Farm.&apos;&quot; 
 
 &quot;Well you never should&apos;ve trusted me. I&apos;m on drugs!&quot; 
 
 &quot;Alright c&apos;mon, let&apos;s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don&apos;t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d!#. You can&apos;t get me, Thunder, &apos;cause you&apos;re just God&apos;s farts (makes fart noise).&quot; 
 
 &quot;Oh f!# that. It&apos;s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where&apos;s my ring, huh? Where&apos;s my ring, !#hole? Where&apos;s my ring, mother f!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f!#! C&apos;mon!

## Features

- Explicit (5) phrase original version 16" Bear from first Ted movie
- Officially Licensed Ted Movie Merchandise
- Ted is the main character of a comedy featuring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. The film is written, directed, and produced by Seth MacFarlane

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart Colombia*
*Store origin: CO*
*Last updated: 2026-01-24*