---
product_id: 529644957
title: "Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares (2 Boxes) - 60% Cocoa with Epimedium and Maca Root - Vegetarian and Gluten-Free"
brand: "tabs chocolate"
price: "$495396"
currency: COP
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 5
category: "Tabs Chocolate"
url: https://www.desertcart.co/products/529644957-tabs-dark-chocolate-squares-2-boxes-60-cocoa-with-epimedium
store_origin: CO
region: Colombia
---

# Vegetarian & gluten-free Epimedium & Maca root blend 60% premium dark cocoa Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares (2 Boxes) - 60% Cocoa with Epimedium and Maca Root - Vegetarian and Gluten-Free

**Brand:** tabs chocolate
**Price:** $495396
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍫 Unlock the power of pleasure with every decadent square!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares (2 Boxes) - 60% Cocoa with Epimedium and Maca Root - Vegetarian and Gluten-Free by tabs chocolate
- **How much does it cost?** $495396 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co](https://www.desertcart.co/products/529644957-tabs-dark-chocolate-squares-2-boxes-60-cocoa-with-epimedium)

## Best For

- tabs chocolate enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted tabs chocolate brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Botanical Boost:** Infused with Epimedium and Maca Root, nature’s secret duo for enhanced vitality.
- • **Clean & Conscious:** 100% vegetarian and gluten-free, aligning with your mindful lifestyle choices.
- • **Crafted with Care:** Made in an FDA-registered facility with USA-sourced ingredients ensuring premium quality.
- • **Elevate Your Indulgence:** Experience rich, velvety 60% dark chocolate crafted for the discerning palate.
- • **Perfectly Portion-Controlled:** Each box contains 3 squares, with a recommended half-square serving for balanced enjoyment.

## Overview

Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares deliver a sophisticated 60% cocoa experience enhanced with Epimedium and Maca Root, two botanicals known for their vitality-boosting properties. Designed for the health-conscious professional, these vegetarian and gluten-free squares come in perfectly portioned servings, crafted in an FDA-registered facility with premium USA-sourced ingredients. Ideal for elevating intimate moments or simply indulging in a guilt-free treat.

## Description

desertcart.com : Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares (2 Boxes) - 60% Cocoa with Epimedium and Maca Root - Vegetarian and Gluten-Free : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride! - Alright, imagine this: You're sitting in your dimly lit bedroom, wearing your snazziest robe, and you're feeling adventurous. You've got this sex chocolate bar in your hand, and the anticipation is building. You take a bite, and boom! It's like a chocolatey lightning bolt surging through your senses. Let me tell ya, this stuff is not your grandma's cocoa. It's like Willy Wonka took a trip to the red-light district and came back with a naughty secret recipe. Forget about just melting in your mouth; this chocolate makes you melt all over. I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical at first. I mean, chocolate and sex? What could possibly go wrong? But let me assure you, it's like a comedy duo that just clicked. They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac, but let me tell you, this sex chocolate gives laughter a run for its money. The packaging alone is enough to make you blush. It's like a hidden treasure wrapped in a silky, seductive cloak. You feel like you're about to embark on an adventure, like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail of cocoa delights. And when you finally open it, it's like a chorus of angels singing a heavenly melody. Except these angels have a naughty sense of humor. Now, the taste. Oh boy, the taste. It's like a chocolate symphony playing all the right notes. It's smooth, rich, and velvety, just like that deep voice you'd hear in a romantic comedy narrating your love life. Every bite is a rollercoaster of pleasure, with flavors that'll make your taste buds tango like they're on a date with Ryan Gosling. But here's the real kicker: It's not just about the chocolate itself. This bar is like a comedy show in your mouth. It's got these little surprises hidden inside, like popping candy that'll make your tongue do a stand-up routine. I couldn't stop laughing while savoring each bite. It's like the chocolate itself has a sense of humor and knows how to tickle your funny bone. Now, a word of caution: This sex chocolate is not for the faint of heart or the weak of laughter. If you're easily embarrassed or have a serious case of the giggles, you might want to stick to the regular stuff. But if you're up for an adventure that'll leave you in stitches and bliss, then grab a bar of this bad boy and let the laughter and pleasure commence! So there you have it, folks! This sex chocolate bar is like a comedy club in your mouth, serving up hilariously delicious treats. It's chocolate that'll make you scream with laughter and pleasure at the same time. Grab a bar, enjoy the ride, and remember to keep it funny, folks!
Review: Overpriced and completely ineffective. - Do NOT buy it… Complete waste of money. These chocolates claim to boost libido, but they don’t work at all. Absolutely zero effect. On top of that, they’re ridiculously expensive for something that does nothing. Don’t fall for the marketing — it’s all hype and no results. You’re basically paying a premium price for cheap, bad-tasting chocolate that does nothing. Save your money. This product is not worth it.

## Features

- What You Get: Each box contains 3 dark chocolate squares made with 60% cocoa. Recommended serving is half a square per person
- Key Ingredients: Made with Epimedium and Maca Root, two botanical extracts commonly found in herbal supplements
- Dietary Info: Vegetarian and gluten-free. Contains caffeine. See label for full ingredient list and allergen information
- How to Use: Enjoy up to half a square per person. Not intended for individuals under 18. Consult a healthcare provider before use if pregnant, nursing, or taking medication
- Manufacturing: Produced in an FDA-registered facility using ingredients sourced through USA-based suppliers. Subject to quality control inspections

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BT5S2CKS |
| ASIN  | B0BT5S2CKS |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Best Sellers Rank | #5,621 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #88 in Candy & Chocolate Bars |
| Brand Name | Tabs Chocolate |
| Chocolate Type | Dark |
| Color | Brown |
| Container Type | Box |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Customer Reviews | 3.0 3.0 out of 5 stars (2,752) |
| Flavor | Chocolate with Caramel, Cocoa, Dark Chocolate |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 00196852919239 |
| Item Form | Bar |
| Item Package Quantity | 2 |
| Item Package Weight | 22 Ounces |
| Number of Items | 2 |
| Number of Pieces | 2 |
| Occasion | Anniversary, Birthday, Congratulations, Valentine's Day, Wedding |
| Package Dimensions  | 9 x 4 x 1 inches; 1.38 Pounds |
| Package Type Name | Box |
| Recommended Uses For Product | Enhance sexual arousal, Improve intimate experiences |
| Size | Small |
| Specialty | Gluten-free,Vegetarian |
| Unit Count | 2.00 Count |
| Units  | 2.00 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Tabs Chocolate
- **Chocolate Type:** Dark
- **Flavor:** Chocolate with Caramel, Cocoa, Dark Chocolate
- **Item Form:** Bar
- **Occasion:** Anniversary, Birthday, Congratulations, Valentine's Day, Wedding

## Images

![Tabs Dark Chocolate Squares (2 Boxes) - 60% Cocoa with Epimedium and Maca Root - Vegetarian and Gluten-Free - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61-sBKnrqiL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Item Package Quantity** options.

## Questions & Answers

**Q: Does this have a money back garuntee?**
A: No

**Q: what does each one do? do they matter what you take?**
A: you’re supposed to take half of a tab and its supposed to make you horny, although it did not work for me

**Q: Does this contain dairy?**
A: I honestly wouldn't buy them! They didn't work!

**Q: Does this arrive in discrete packaging?**
A: Yes. Mine arrived in a gray bubble mailer! It looks like a basic package

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
*by M***. on June 8, 2023*

Alright, imagine this: You're sitting in your dimly lit bedroom, wearing your snazziest robe, and you're feeling adventurous. You've got this sex chocolate bar in your hand, and the anticipation is building. You take a bite, and boom! It's like a chocolatey lightning bolt surging through your senses. Let me tell ya, this stuff is not your grandma's cocoa. It's like Willy Wonka took a trip to the red-light district and came back with a naughty secret recipe. Forget about just melting in your mouth; this chocolate makes you melt all over. I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical at first. I mean, chocolate and sex? What could possibly go wrong? But let me assure you, it's like a comedy duo that just clicked. They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac, but let me tell you, this sex chocolate gives laughter a run for its money. The packaging alone is enough to make you blush. It's like a hidden treasure wrapped in a silky, seductive cloak. You feel like you're about to embark on an adventure, like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail of cocoa delights. And when you finally open it, it's like a chorus of angels singing a heavenly melody. Except these angels have a naughty sense of humor. Now, the taste. Oh boy, the taste. It's like a chocolate symphony playing all the right notes. It's smooth, rich, and velvety, just like that deep voice you'd hear in a romantic comedy narrating your love life. Every bite is a rollercoaster of pleasure, with flavors that'll make your taste buds tango like they're on a date with Ryan Gosling. But here's the real kicker: It's not just about the chocolate itself. This bar is like a comedy show in your mouth. It's got these little surprises hidden inside, like popping candy that'll make your tongue do a stand-up routine. I couldn't stop laughing while savoring each bite. It's like the chocolate itself has a sense of humor and knows how to tickle your funny bone. Now, a word of caution: This sex chocolate is not for the faint of heart or the weak of laughter. If you're easily embarrassed or have a serious case of the giggles, you might want to stick to the regular stuff. But if you're up for an adventure that'll leave you in stitches and bliss, then grab a bar of this bad boy and let the laughter and pleasure commence! So there you have it, folks! This sex chocolate bar is like a comedy club in your mouth, serving up hilariously delicious treats. It's chocolate that'll make you scream with laughter and pleasure at the same time. Grab a bar, enjoy the ride, and remember to keep it funny, folks!

### ⭐ Overpriced and completely ineffective.
*by A***R on February 15, 2026*

Do NOT buy it… Complete waste of money. These chocolates claim to boost libido, but they don’t work at all. Absolutely zero effect. On top of that, they’re ridiculously expensive for something that does nothing. Don’t fall for the marketing — it’s all hype and no results. You’re basically paying a premium price for cheap, bad-tasting chocolate that does nothing. Save your money. This product is not worth it.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Maybe yes maybe no
*by R***T on February 5, 2026*

These came melted when I ordered them in the summer. I put them in the freezer and it has a nasty taste now, rather than the good chocolate taste. Not sure if it worked I couldn’t eat it

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*Product available on Desertcart Colombia*
*Store origin: CO*
*Last updated: 2026-03-08*