

💩 The freshest fake mess you’ll never want to clean up!
This 15cm long, shiny plastic fake dog poo is a classic practical joke prop designed to look freshly laid. Lightweight and durable, it’s perfect for indoor or outdoor use, fooling friends with its realistic size and sheen. No assembly or batteries required, making it an easy, reusable prank tool for adults seeking a hilarious, retro gag.
| ASIN | B00N50IQ0S |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | 31,324 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 232 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys |
| Brand Name | Funnyman Products |
| Colour | Brown |
| Customer Reviews | 3.8 3.8 out of 5 stars (47) |
| Educational Objective | Creativity |
| Indoor Outdoor Usage | Indoor, Outdoor |
| Is Assembly Required | No |
| Item Weight | 60 Grams |
| Manufacturer | Funnyman Products |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 3090 |
| Material Type | Plastic |
| Minimum Age Recommendation | 96 |
| Model Number | 3090 |
| Number of Players | 1 |
| Operation Mode | Hand-operated |
| Power Source | Hand-powered |
| Size | Large |
| Supported Battery Types | No batteries required |
| Theme | Animals |
| UPC | 717029753076 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |
A**.
Very real. Disgusting. Now in dog-poo bin.
I bought several "fake poos" for a planned practical joke and this was easily the best. It was so realistic that people hesitated to touch it even when they knew it was a fake made out of plastic. It was truly horrible. You will note that my review is in the past tense - With complaints about selfish people interspersed with gagging, my victim picked it up with a doggy bag and disposed of it in a dog poo bin. Strangely, when told it was a fake he refused to rummage about in the poo bin to retrieve it. So sadly I don't have it any more, but it was worth it!
S**O
It's poo
It's a hard plastic lump of poo. Looks realistic from a distance, or when it's in your shoe. Up close it is obviously plastic. It doesn't really look like the picture, it's lighter coloured and quite matt. Don't get it wet, it goes a weird whiteish colour and goes kinda of sticky, but not in a good way.
K**D
Mega turd
Good turd, bought it for a joke at work, as a builder pretty good to leave in an unsupecting place, got a few excellent reactions so it is definitely realistic enough, priceless, should be one in every tool bag haha
S**S
Great fun and realistic
Bought this for a party and now my toddler loves playing pranks with it. It’s disturbingly realistic. We’ve fooled many people with it. The underside is flat though.
A**M
Resembles a brown piece of compressed wood. Disappointing
How disappointing. Bought as a joke present but won’t be giving it now. Not sure how to describe what it looks like but it definitely does not resemble a good fake poo. As someone else has mentioned it’s made from sawdust and painted brown. At £4.95 I expected something more realistic. Very disappointed.
A**R
Good prank
Realistic enough to fool family.
C**L
Oddly disappointing
Well. I never thought I’d be here, reviewing a fake poo, but here we are. I wanted something sturdy and realistic. This was disappointingly light, and you can see the sawdust, robbing one of the immersive experience almost at once. Should be fine from a distance. Doesn’t hold up to close inspection.
J**A
Fun!
Used as a prank at school for staff member worked a treat lol! She thought was real well worth it 🤣🤣
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