Mega Clean 32

Don't let the reviews scare you. It tastes like a strong grapefruit juice. The colder the drink is, the more I enjoyed it. After drinking the entire bottle plus refilling with water and downing again, you will urinate fairly frequently (i did not experience "water shooting out of both ends" as mentioned in other reviews). If using to pass a urine drug screen, I doubt a daily user would be able to just use this and pass the same day. Only way to clear thc from the body is "time"! I used the precleanse pills for two days and focused on 2-4L of water a day as well as a very clean diet to improve digestion / elimination, as fatty foods slow digestion and thus, slow thc elimination from the body. Started the cleanse after 21 days sobriety and still testing positive @ 50ng/mL. After the precleanse for two days and this drink on day 23 of sobriety I am fairly certain I would be able to pass a urine drug screen for thc but am still ordering another 3 days of precleanse and another bottle to use next week to be absolutely certain. I had been a daily smoker for about 15yr prior to this sobriety period for reference. I would also recommend ordering a pack of simple urine tests @ 50ng/mL as well as a multi level urine test (300/200/50/25/5 ng/mL) so you can check your baseline, mid and post cleanse thc levels. I would recommend this product as a supplement however, not a "pass the test you were surprised by miracle potion". Update: used the 3 day precleanse and second mega bottle without issue. Finished the second round thursday, as the 3 day precleanse was mon-wed. However, did not do any precleanse prior to the third bottle, Tuesday morning. Woke Tuesday morning and drank 2L of water with Gatorade powder and creatine during a workout from 0530-0630, refilled the bottle and drank another 2L before 0745 when I got home from the gym. Drank the mega drink, waited the recommended 15min, then had explosive water discharge from my intestinal tract. Be warned, drinking on an empty stomach is NOT ADVISED! Did eventually start urinating again after refilling and drinking the bottle plus an additional liter of straight water. Result of urine test was successful, taken @ 1015 Tuesday morning.

Perhaps my weight and diet compromised my results but as it stands, this method of clensing failed to produce any negative test results. I have been off of Delta 9 for 56 days, everyday smoker prior. Have dabled in Delta 12 and 8 about 48 days prior. I moderatly fasted prior to beginning the clense. 6 pre clense pills taken at varying times the day before clensing along with recommended water intake. I tested throughout the entire process yet no change was detected. Instructions were followed thoroughly but no other dietary changes were made during which may have adversely affected the clensing but should not have been a large factor considering metabolism. The drink itself like a spicy fruit punch. Similar to Hawaiian Punch with noticible sweetness. While not tasting terrible it leaves a lingering unpleasantness in your mouth and throat. It was hard for me to consume 64 oz of liquid in 15 minutes and not vomit but I suspect that I may have been dehydrated prior despite intaking 100 oz of water the day prior which was not my norm admittedly. Also alcohol intake may have factored into the dehydration variable. These were not mentioned in the testing method so I will discount them as test distractors. Within minutes of intaking the formula my stomach begin to turn and the bloating slowly subsided. Audible gastrointestinal noises remained frequent indicating that the formula was indeed producing rapid movement in my gut. Thereafter I continously had to sit on the toilet as the majority of the liquid was now being ejected from my rectum. This was akin to diarrhea and the feeling was uncomfortable as bile was irritating. I would suggest using Vaseline on your anus prior to mitigate the diarrhea irritation if you are sensitive or suffer from hemorrhoids. On my 3rd bowl movement I produced an intensely orange colored flow of liquid with no solids. This was the bulk of the formula exiting my system, it had indeed taken about 3 hours from consuming to produce this stage. Frequent urination between also produced pale yellow but not dilluted urine of no obvious change from typical urine color or odor which is a plus. However the 5 test taken did not even hint at a possible passing result which was extremely disappointing especially considering the amount of time I have been obstaining from THC where others had reported quitting only days earlier, I had quit nearly 2 months yet still positive. I can only assume that my weight, diet, and hydration may be working against me moreso than other people but I would expect this product to still work as advertised for my circumstances lest I would have never bothered with a rapid clensing method. If I was to fully recommit to trying again I would have done 3 days of pre clensing and the dietary recommendation as well as increasing my water intake a week prior. Cutting out alcohol completely and using a variety of test strips vs just one brand, if only to rule out those factors if contributing to the issue. But that would be an even more expensive risk to do once more so sadly I will have to pursue another method as I am not confident in this purges ability to work in my case. Lesson being, if you're a larger person with a slower metabolism this product has reduced effectiveness that is not mentioned. Certainly not worth the risk of using in a realtime situation and dubious one size fits fixes all advertisement and reviews. I have attached my logs and results for review.

Just a preface - I was not asked to review this nor am i gaining anything by reviewing it. I'm only writing this for people like me who were completely stressed out and stalking reviews for hope. I live in a legal state and was extremely nervous this detox drink wasn't going to work but after waiting over a week for the results from a 10-panel pre-employment screening for an important job- I can confirm it works. I am over 210lbs and about 5'5" - I'm a plus size girl and so naturally, I was concerned about the amount of THC stored in my fat cells. I abstained for about 28 days prior to my test. Before that, I was vaping 97% THC concentrate every day (having 5-10 pulls per night). I was testing negative when I was hydrated but paranoid that my sample was just diluted so I would test my first pee too which was positive. I was concerned that if I tried to over-hydrate, the lab would detect diluted pee and I was concerned that if I didn't hydrate enough, I'd come up positive. Honestly, all of the research I did really made me paranoid and freaked me out. I decided to buy this detox as a last resort and I'm glad I did. For about 3 weeks, I took goldenseal, creatine monohydrate and b12 supplements after reading they can help you avoid a diluted sample. I also take a multivitamin, extra iron, etc. I did not eat clean the entire time because I'm a major carb junkie but the morning of the test all I had was a yogurt drink for breakfast. I also had coffee and gatorade. I took this drink about 4 hours before being tested - but your window should be about 3 hours. I wasn't expecting a delay. In hindsight, I should have put this in the fridge before drinking it because it was pretty nasty. It was like pepto bismal and pineapple cream soda had a weird spicy baby. It was weird and burned my throat. it was also really hard to finish it all without wanting to throw up. I recommend taking a minute between gulps if you need to just to avoid throwing up. after waiting 15 minutes, i filled it back up with water, shook it and finished what was left. Make sure you get all of the little leftover particles in the bottle. 64 oz of liquid inside you does not feel good. I had to go #2 right after finishing the refill. It wasn't painful but I pissed and shit my brains out. Stay near your toilet. I was on there for like 40 minutes nonstop and even after that, I was peeing every 15 minutes for the next 2 hours. You will piss out of your ass but it wasn't uncomfortable or painful for me in any way. I drank 16 oz of water 2 hours after taking the detox and continued to pee up until my exam and test. My pee was light yellow but not too light. the detox drink has lots of nutrients and minerals to replace what's flushed out but i believe me taking b12, creatine, goldenseal, multivitamins, etc really helped with this too so I would really recommend them. The best thing you can do is abstain as long as you can, buy at home test strips, drink water, take the vitamins I mentioned, and take the detox drink the day of your test if you're still not completely sure.

My work dept is being taken over by an outside contractor, and I was given less than a month's notice. It was pretty much sign on with the new company, or start looking for another job. I had been taking Delta 8 for my insomnia for a few months by that point, so when I heard they were requiring a drug screen I pretty much panicked. I quit immediately and started eating better, incorporating more vegetables, green tea, cranberry juice, and milk thistle capsules into my diet. Along with drinking copious amounts of water every day. I'm 40 years old, about 5 ft 6, and weighed about 180 before I started the process of detoxing. I get a decent amount of exercise from my job, and tend to not work out at home. I have since shed about 5 lbs since quitting the Delta 8. I bought 2 of the Precleanse packets along with the detox drink. In the week before taking the drink, I took the 12 capsules over the course of 2 days, and my urine was electric yellow for a bit. I'm not sure if it was necessary to do 2 packets , but I wasn't taking any chances. I was getting the faintest shadow of a line on my at-home drug tests afterwards. On the day of my test, I woke up 3.5 hours in advance and started in on the drink. I have a few tips that worked for me, because it seems that an unsettled stomach is a common occurrence when consuming this drink. 1) Refrigerate your drink!! Their website says it doesn't affect the efficacy, and the flavor is a little easier to stomach when it's cold. Believe me, the tropical flavor gets really old really fast. There's a bit of grittiness to the drink as well, and as someone who's sensitive to textures, this was kinda off-putting. There's also a slight burning sensation in your throat. I will say that my throat felt hoarse and scratchy for the rest of the day. 2) Don't chug it. I started that way, and I could feel my stomach getting unsettled really quickly. I found it easier to drink it like I was drinking out of a straw, if that makes sense. In fact, I might even recommend doing just that. I managed to finish it within 15 minutes doing this, and my stomach felt relatively ok. I waited 15 minutes, filled the bottle with water, shook it, then drank that over the next 15 or so minutes. The whole time I could smell the tropical scent, so I figured out that if I took a deep breath in then breathed out while drinking the water, it was much easier. I would say paying attention to your breathing during this process helps a great deal. I'm really sensitive to smells and tastes, so I knew I was going to struggle with this. But I managed to keep everything down, and besides a slightly unsettled stomach, I didn't really have any issues. 3) Be prepared for many bathroom trips. I would say I was going about every 5-10 mins within about an hour of finishing the drink. And not only will you pee a ton, but you will have very liquid bowel movements at the same time. Once I had nothing left, it was pretty much just liquid coming out. It was a very odd experience to say the least. But also oddly made my stomach feel amazing after a while. 4) I took home drug tests about every hour after finishing the drink, and by the 3rd test, I was getting a definite negative result. The 1st test was very faint, but could still be considered negative. 5) While the home tests were showing up negative, my urine was almost completely clear before leaving for my official test. I read that drinking tomato juice helps with the color so you don't get a diluted sample, also protein rich foods, milk, and yellow Gatorade. I drank 3 cans of V8 before leaving the house, but my test was still pretty clear. The guy doing my test wasn't too concerned with it, but I'm not sure if every testing place will be the same, so I would say be wary of that. All in all, I managed to get a negative result within 2 weeks of quitting the Delta 8. I was only using 1 gummy once a day, so I'm not sure how this drink will work if you're a heavier user. But I figured I would put in my 2 cents in case you're in a similar situation. I hope this helps!

Okay, I will start off saying I passed my test! Yay! BUT BUT BUT it was not a good experience. I would like to say a few do's and don'ts if you are thinking of using this product to pass your test. I, like you read thru all the reviews and thought id give it a try. I purchased 2 bottles, one to try the day before (and got some at home tests) and one for the day of. Which brings us to our first do NOT. I do not recommend buying two. You will do just fine the day of. Why you ask? Well if im being honest it made me not want to do it the next day. Just buy one, you will be fine. Next I just want to say I am a 5'10 150 pound female, not a lot of body fat, and I had stopped smoking 3ish weeks before my test. I was a daily smoker, for about 2 years. Next, this did not give me the "poops" if you will. BUT it did literally almost make me puke due to the amount of liquid you have to drink. O M G it was so bad i was crying and walking around outside trying not to puke. Maybe I drink it to fast but wow that was the worst part of it all. For my test if I got a "dilute" it was a fail.. so I was very nervous about that. So if you are also scared of that this is what I did. Like I said I passed, but when I handed the guy my pee it was barley yellow but I guess what I did worked!! So first, my test was at 3:00 pm so I finished the drink and the refill around 12:30. After my tummy settled I ate two eggs & a small glass of milk. I peed a few times at home and used my at home tests to make sure it was working. Then I chugged about 16 oz of tomato juice (so gross) but I read that tomato juice, milk and any high protein meal helps you not have diluted urine. I also popped a b12 around 12:00 pm. Not sure if that does anything but I wanted to make sure I did all the things to not only pass but not give a diluted sample. I got there and did my thing, like I said it was pretty clear but I passed!! I really do recommend this to anyone who needs to pass their test, but just make sure you follow the directions and maybe don't drink it so fast LOL Also I put it in the fridge overnight and it helped with the taste. I will say its not that bad but by the last chug I was very much over the flavor. Anyways good luck out there, you got this!